I want to be clear that I love Sesame Street, but there are some things that just shouldn’t be commercialized. And even if you are going to go there, then I have to seriously question some products.
Witness the Yip Yip Yip leggings. You remember these lovable aliens, right? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yep, yep, yep. Uh-huh… Okay, so you decide to make leggings out of their furry little bodies. That could be cu–
OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEIR ANTENNAE FALLOPIAN TUBES?!?!?
And… oh– Oh, god. There’s nothing right here.