How many Babylonians does it take to light an oil lamp?

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Three. One to light the lamp, another to consult the law governing oil lamp lighting, and a third to smite the hand that let the lamp go out.

How many Spartans does it take to light an oil lamp?
400. One to change the oil, and 399 to defend his right to do so. To the death.

How many Romans does it take to light an oil lamp?
Friends, Romans, countrymen… I think we have better uses for oil and darkness, don’t you?

How many Delphic oracles does it take to light an oil lamp?
The mule must learn to play the lyre.

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12 thoughts on “How many Babylonians does it take to light an oil lamp?”

  1. Haha. Did a power outage spark this? 😉

    How many Arabians does it take to light an oil lamp?

    2. One to rub the lamp – and a genie to light it (who I suppose is technically also Arabian).

  2. Totally using the Babylonian one in my class today; we’re covering Hammurabi’s law code.

      1. They got a big kick out of it. Lots of grins and chuckles; I think it made them feel bright, as well it should. Thanks for sharing.

  3. How many Gauls does it take to light an oil lamp?

    All Gaul is divided into three parts. At least two of the three parts are needed to light an oil lamp, because it takes a lot of Gaul.

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