Things I’ve said, or friends have said at work lately.
- Where did I put my lady belly?
- Catch the fish eyes!
- How many bird kebabs do you want?
- I think the crocodile is going to eat us alive
- My skull is supposed to arrive tomorrow.
- RiteAid is the mother-lode of Emilys
- I’ve lost my arm
- Go ahead, put your finger inside. It’s really good. So snug and smooth.
- His rod isn’t stiff enough.
- The logical way to get vaseline off a Galumphus head seemed to be to take in the shower.
What it all means.
- We were making fish and I couldn’t find the pattern for the female fish’s belly.
- The eyes for the fish were made out of a lightweight plastic and were put outside to dry. A stiff breeze came along and the fish eyes went sailing.
- Birds puppets stacked on top of one another with a piece of steel running straight through them. Really. What else would you call it?
- The process of building a crocodile puppet was not going well.
- I ordered a dog skull for a dead dog I was building for a show.
- I needed a 42″ doll, which happened to be called Emily, that was available at the drugstore.
- Couldn’t find the puppets arm
- Checking the fit of a puppet sometimes makes one say unfortunate things.
- Really, this was too easy. We needed heavier gauge spring steel.
- This is part of a friend’s hilarious story about making puppets for a Seuss show.
You definitely have a more interesting job than I do. 🙂
My wife’s expression as I read the first list was soooooooooooooo fun. hehe!!!
Jim: Everyday, things are strange. It’s the best kind of job.
Zoid: I’d forgotten to add the link to the series of these. Now you can get even more amusement from watching your wife.