The SECRET HIDDEN AGENDA
DO NOT SHARE!
I MEAN IT!
1. Run for office and accumulate all the power.
2. Disqualify yourself from awards to lull people’s sense of security.
3. Turn down paying jobs so that you create an illusion of vulnerability.
4. Schedule junkets to Cancun, Paris, Reyjavik, Wisconsin to plan our nefarious deeds.
5. Once all the pieces are in place, will stage a flame war.
6. While the members are distracted by the flames, begin what we have always planned to do.
7. Take all of SFWA’s money to stage SFWA the Musical! On Broadway with puppets and pyrotechnics. Starring Hugh Jackman as John Scalzi.
?True story. I don’t remember exactly what prompted this, but while I was in office, I set up an auto-responder. If you emailed the VP with “Send me the hidden agenda” in the subject, this is what you would get in return.