6 thoughts on “A Lewd Peach”

  1. Fruit is by definition responsible for the advancement of the homosexual agenda.

    Or something like that.

    I’m not really hitting on all cylinders today.

  2. AGH! I just remembered that I am in the midst of reading “Absurdistan” by Gary Shteyngart. And his description of the main character’s botched circumcision is HORRIFIC. YAG!

    And the butchering I gave a mango last night as I tried to peel it should have gotten me a trial at The Hague.

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