When Patrick Rothfuss emails you and says “Would you like to–” your answer is yes, regardless of the rest of that sentence. In this case, he asked if I’d like to offer a stretch goal for Worldbuilders, which is a fantastic charity that raises money for Heifer International. He said I could do anything so…
This is Kvothe fan fiction erotica written by Hugo-award winning author Mary Robinette Kowal. You might remember Mary from beating Pat in the #TheRealRothfuss contest… The story will be posted as soon as possible and then Mary, who is also a professional audio book narrator, will cosplay as Kvothe and read it aloud.
Y’all go and donate. Now.
I’ll wait.
And then I have some fiction to write.
I presume you’ll be reading in Sexy Voice — but how much do we have to donate to get a few lines in Puppet Voice?
Damn you!
I already donated to Worldbuilder this year but now I have to donate again.
Oooh, oooh, Kvothe/Vincent slash! (Oh don’t look at me like that.)
But…how does cosplay work in audiobooks?
There’s got to be a place in this story for Fela!
I mean, she’s just made(read: built) for this. 😛