I asked people to submit their favorite quotes, with the promise that I would read them in either a puppet voice or a phone sex voice. Here are the results. You can see the quotes on the original post, if you want to follow along or see where one of these originated.
In theory, there’s an embedded audio player, but if that isn’t working, here’s the link to the file. Quotes in Puppet and Phone Sex
Those are all hilarious.
As for mine, I’ve never heard Donald Rumsfeld that sultry before (he was always goofy).
That was an enjoyable listen!
Thank you for sharing! (I wonder if you’ll do something like this again in the future!)
Fantastic!
I keep picturing how glorious puppet-voice Mary doing the news broadcast would be.
I feel I should make a pair of puppets to lip-synch to this, just to expand the experience…
I would pay at least twenty dollars to own a copy of you reading the entirety of “Go the @#$% to Sleep” in your puppet voice.
Utterly Amazaballs. Somehow I thought this would be less sexy than sexy, and I listened to it very briefly at my desk. I was mistaken. Thank you for the awkward stares from my co-workers.
The husband greatly enjoyed both the 2001 quote and Go the F to Sleep.
As did I, though I had to pause for helpless laughter mid-Rumsfeld.
Wonderous and amazing. Thank you particularly because I know the quote I suggested was long (Churchill).
Fortunately I have an office with a door, but even still I turned down the volume a bit for sexy Rumsfeld. Ohhh my.