Dear actors,
When you demand a prop, a strange and difficult to acquire prop, which requires some hours of time to get for you, please think carefully when presented with the object before you announce that you prefer what you’ve been using in rehearsal.
Many thanks for your time and attention.
A prop master who is checking on the return policy.
Grrr… aggravating in the first degree! Of course, now you have piqued our curiosity though… what is/was said “strange and difficult to acquire” prop?
Alas, if I told you here, that would tip off which actor annoyed me. I can at least pretend, this way, that I’m speaking of someone else.
😉
Talk about some great micro-non-fiction!
If only there were a paying market for that!