I’m teaching two workshops at the Lighthouse Writers Workshop Lit Fest this summer in Denver, CO (virtual attendance is possible). Both workshops are full, but you may join the waitlist, plus there are plenty of other activities to explore. Click here to learn more. Critiquing the End Wednesday, June 17, 2026 1:30 – 3:30 PM […]
Well, none anymore, I would imagine. After all, the sign clearly states that bike-riding, pigeon-feeding dogs are not allowed.
It’s funny how signs like that tell a story. I bet there was just one bike-riding, pigeon-feeding dog who got out of hand, and he had to go and spoil it for all the other bike-riding, pigeon-feeding dogs.
I wish I could have been there that day. That must’ve been something to see. I figure that to get his own sign banning him, that dog must have fed a _lot_ of pigeons, or else been riding a _really_ fast bicycle. Or both.
It just takes one to ruin it for everybody!
I’m unclear if the Colt45 is also not allowed… 😉
Robert’s sister-in-law took umbrage with this sign near their home, “Slow Children at Play”. You may understand why…especially in Minnesota, where “All the children are above average!”
Mary: Clearly far more than you would think, otherwise they wouldn’t be banned. You’ll note that skateboarding, pigeon-feeding dogs are not banned, nor are dogs on a pogo stick.
Suprised they don’t have a sign for pandas.
They’re known to eat shoots leaves.
My mother-in-law has the bood by the door. Allmost everyone commentes on it as they leave her house.
You know, it’s true. I haven’t seen a single bike-riding, pigeon-feeding dog anytime I’ve walked by there.