You might remember my cat, Maggie? A couple of years ago, she had a hyperactive thyroid. The treatment involved Iodine131 and we got this handout which said, “Upon release from the hospital, your pet will be mildly radioactive.”
Despite my fond hopes, Maggie never glowed in the dark. But, thanks to modern science, there are glow in the dark cats in the world. That would be the end to tripping over the infernal beast at night.
I really want one.
Really.
I CAN HAZ GLOW-IN-THE-DARK?
I love your use of the word inferral. You are so clever and so subtile!
Whoops, you really did say infernal, didn’t you? Granny eyes are failing.
Would a clone of a black cat glow black?
How about a blinking led on their flea collar?
Seriously, did you notice that they only glowed in the dark under ultraviolet light?