I’m heading to the dentist for the second of three appointments to fix the tooth I broke last month. Why? Because the only way you can make a two-hour dental appointment worse is by scheduling it at 7am on the morning you are going to a convention.
Speaking of which, look for me at Norwescon this weekend.
Edited to add: In fact, you can make a 7am dental appointment worse by actually scheduling it at 8:30, and writing it down wrong.