Direct-mail fail

We just got a mailing that offers “Win A Pre-Paid Cremation.”

Is it just me, or is something off about that?

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6 thoughts on “Direct-mail fail”

  1. Sort of like the sign I saw in my recent travels for Hell’s Canyon Recreation Area. Um.

    MKK

  2. There’s quite a few things that might foil the plan.
    1. The coupon comes with an expiration date and needs to be used in a certain time period.
    2. Not all locations are participating.
    3. Watch out. Don’t ever accidentally become affiliated with an employee and lose the eligibility.

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