Today was a banner day for things I get to say at work. I’m forgetting some of them and am not even going to try to explain what all of these mean.
- Do you want me to sew his ass shut or should I use hot glue?
- I wish I could get him to spread his legs.
- Sorry, I’ve got a lap full of monkey.
- Is that your arm or mine?
- I think the pig is eating her.
- Let me finish screwing him, and then I’ll get to her.
- What are we going to do with these extra monkey balls?
- Hang your monkey up; I have a new job for you.
- We need to sew so many mini-monkeys. (Say this out loud)
- I can’t find my tail.