My pirate name is:
Iron Mary Kidd
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Trust me. It will become clear why I need a pirate name.
A fine, reliable pirate? RELIABLE? Who looks for “reliable” when choosing a pirate?
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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me! Pass the grog, matey! I be ready to tell me tales o’ the sea! Arrr!