If you want to see Dan Wells, again…
I have Dan Wells in my living room. If you want him back alive, send chocolate, a pony, and a Daugherty Visible Typewriter.
All right, all right. You don’t have to send the pony.
He came into town on book tour for I Don’t Want To Kill You, which is a fantastic book. Foolishly, he asked if he could crash at our place, little realizing what that would mean.