Swing by PodCastle and listen to me read Goosegirl by Margaret Ronald.
“You came with the Princess Alia, didn’t you?†says a tall man with an understeward’s chain. “They must have low standards up north if you’re the sort of thing she brings along.â€
I shake my head; the world slides in and out of focus. “I didn’t come here for that. I’m not — help.â€
He raises his eyebrows. “Oh, so you’re not with the help? You must be one of the nobility, then?†He tweaks my skirts, and a ragged hem tears. “So what did you come here for, if you’re not with the princess?â€
The words sound wrong even as I think them, but I say them nonetheless. “To be married.â€
He bursts out laughing. “Poor girl,†a woman at the back of the servants’ hall says. “She’s simple. Can’t tell between herself and the princess.â€
Rated PG. Contains sorcery, blood, and theft of memory.