Well, this is amusing me so you might enjoy playing along too. In my post about my Profane Bio, Wiredwizard suggested that perhaps my name anagrammed into dirty words.
And a procrastination tool emerged.
My favorites of my name anagrams:
Ably Work Marionette
Warn My Literate Book
Tor Abnormality Week
Lo! Winemaker Brat Toy
Monkey Laborer At Wit
How about you?
Kirk’s Troops Belch Teeth.
As I’m sure we all observed, the Enterprise did not have a dentist in sick bay.
Unfortunately, I don’t have a middle name to play with, but even then, there is an interesting result.
Knave Kilo
Oak Kelvin
A Vole Kink
A Love Kink
Ova Elk Ink
Ova Elk Kin
Ova Ken Ilk
A love link, eh?
OMG
I may never recover when faced with the likes of:
Odd Then Rot
Nerd Dot Hot
Hod Rod Tent
I don’t think this is safe for mixed company.
Jail Beet Teen. That (almost) takes me back more than a few years.
Mine are just odd, but one of my nephews came up as “A Shrieked Complaint”. It’s fairly accurate for that little guy. 🙂