What I said I need a mounted woodcock. Someone stole the bag of extra body parts. Why are you puckering? I had to unplug the time machine. Where are the monkey balls? It’s between the barfing panda and the orange fuzzy man. I’m really looking forward to mounting his head. I just need to cut […]
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By request, this time, it’s a quiz. What do you think I really meant when I said each of these things? I have to go repair the moose, sew some curtains and carve a donut. Not in that order. Are we inside him? When he comes, I’ll grab his britches. Do you want the tumor
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Things I say I’m moving back to Shimmer land. Screw the gods. Just be sure you aren’t screwing when the actors get there. Can I get a stiffer rod? I can retain his rods if I hold them between my pelvis and his head May I touch your dead animal head? He couldn’t get it
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Things I’ve said, or friends have said at work lately. Where did I put my lady belly? Catch the fish eyes! How many bird kebabs do you want? I think the crocodile is going to eat us alive My skull is supposed to arrive tomorrow. RiteAid is the mother-lode of Emilys I’ve lost my arm
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Today was a banner day for things I get to say at work. I’m forgetting some of them and am not even going to try to explain what all of these mean. Do you want me to sew his ass shut or should I use hot glue? I wish I could get him to spread
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I will switch over to the pelvis until he gets back My second try at the crotch gave the bear the biggest package in the world. Let’s see if they have bigger balls. If we can’t find anything else, let’s get the Chinchilla chew toys for the monkey balls. Then you can put the kitty
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Can you spread your legs for me? Who wants to stick it to the wall? The director said, “Don’t stop! I can stick anything I want in your mouth.” Nice! Great handjob. Do you think it might be better if he killed his wife? I’d give you a ride, but the car is full of
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To kind of shake things up a little, I thought I’d explain what these things mean this time. Things said at work. I need to get his head in my lap. Will it be faster if we just take her arms off? What kind of head do you want? Our director said, “I need more
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