What I said
- I need a mounted woodcock.
- Someone stole the bag of extra body parts.
- Why are you puckering?
- I had to unplug the time machine.
- Where are the monkey balls?
- It’s between the barfing panda and the orange fuzzy man.
- I’m really looking forward to mounting his head.
- I just need to cut the baby’s face off and it should be ready to go.
- My… that’s a lot of decapitations
- “Oh no, I’ve lost my eyeballs!”
What it actually means
- I was looking for a taxidermied bird.
- Aside from being puppet parts, that’s exactly what it sounds like.
- Fabric on a puppet was bunching unpleasantly
- We use a standing hair dryer with the brand name, “time machine.”
- I needed some wicker balls that we had used when building a set of monkeys.
- Er… this one is hard to explain, except both descriptions are accurate and refer to toys.
- I was looking forward to being finished building a puppet’s head so I could install it.
- I was making a bloody child for a production of MacBeth.
- A friend was working on project making thirty custom dolls. She had a whole bunch of headless bodies laying on her desk.
- A friend was doing a sculpture and couldn’t find the eyes she needed to embed in it.
You could’ve also titled this post “Mary’s twitter page, translated”.
Aw… I was so careful not to put actual twitters on there.
Oops.
you have a really fun job.
I really do.