My actual, honest to god, secret hidden agenda
The SECRET HIDDEN AGENDA
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I MEAN IT!
1. Run for office and accumulate all the power.
2. Disqualify yourself from awards to lull people’s sense of security.
3. Turn down paying jobs so that you create an illusion of vulnerability.
4. Schedule junkets to Cancun, Paris, Reyjavik, Wisconsin to plan our nefarious deeds.
5. Once all the pieces are in place, will stage a flame war.
6. While the members are distracted by the flames, begin what we have always planned to do.
7. Take all of SFWA’s money to stage SFWA the Musical! On Broadway with puppets and pyrotechnics. Starring Hugh Jackman as John Scalzi.